bloody hell, when did i get this old?
Dear Body
Way to turn 38! Love the aches and creaks - especially the gut-wrenching back pain that left me doped up on muscle relaxers all day yesterday. So. Much. Fun. Can't wait to see what the rest of this "aging" thing brings me.
Oh, and that added touch of a few more gray hairs - clever!
Yours ever so truly (and sorely)
Rachel
P.S. All kidding aside, when can I have my youth back?
P.P.S. Should I throw out that mini-skirt? When I wear it, do the kids laugh at me like I laugh at the bleached blonde 40somethings who wear sweat pants emblazoned with "Juicy" on their asses? Be honest. I can take it.
Way to turn 38! Love the aches and creaks - especially the gut-wrenching back pain that left me doped up on muscle relaxers all day yesterday. So. Much. Fun. Can't wait to see what the rest of this "aging" thing brings me.
Oh, and that added touch of a few more gray hairs - clever!
Yours ever so truly (and sorely)
Rachel
P.S. All kidding aside, when can I have my youth back?
P.P.S. Should I throw out that mini-skirt? When I wear it, do the kids laugh at me like I laugh at the bleached blonde 40somethings who wear sweat pants emblazoned with "Juicy" on their asses? Be honest. I can take it.

1 Comments:
You should keep the skirts for when you come visit us. Truly - an American "mini" is anything but, over here - and it's standard kit for all ages, to boot!
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