Pony-hawks are the new ewww

I’m not exactly sure why I’m watching “American Idol” this season – other than to give me something to talk about with co-workers and grandparents – but I will say this.

Sanjaya must go.

Really, how did he make it past the audition process?



Oh, and kick Chris Sligh out after him – his charm wore off about three weeks ago.

Also, I’m kind of embarrassed by how much I actually like Simon Cowell and Randy Seacrest – the latter whom, in my opinion, doesn’t get the respect he deserves. Do you think it’s easy standing up there playing nice with all those dimwits? He makes it seem effortless so give the guy his props.

In completely unrelated news, that horrible car wreck on Monday was only a few miles from my house. Which doesn't really mean anything except that I live on a really long street that, even with its speed bumps, seems to be a main thoroughfare for racing idiots. Some of whom are probably drunk. The reality of what the possibilities could be is, for lack of a better term, quite sobering. I get pissed enough at all the booming bass lowrider cars but I guess I'll take having my living room shake, rattle and roll over a fiery collision any day.

Why are people so stupid?