the bitch is back

In case you didn't notice - and really, I don't blame you if you didn't - I've been trying to post here more often. Who knows, maybe you're not even reading anymore. You left me long ago for Heckasac because she calls bullshit on everyone. Or maybe Sacrag because they're all into the snark...but anyway, the point is that I'm still around and I was feeling kind of bad about spending so much time on the crack that is MySpace* that I decided to return to my roots. Luckily my roots don't involve anything complicated like DIY html or else I'd still be on the couch in my pajamas watching "Australia's Next Top Model." So much better than the US version, just FYI. Girls are actually pretty and don't bitch as much - they save the bitchiness for each other.

Anyway, I'm here, still not as bullshit-calling as Heckasac, still not as, um, snarky as Sacrag...still just me...kind of always mad at the world, in love with good pop songs,** watching too much trashy TV, trying to write and sneaking in books here and there.

*Please note, I am not going into MySpace rehab...at least not until all you crazy bulletin posters finally push me over the edge.

** I really like the new Fratellis record.