Nevermind. We can all breathe easy again.

E! Online has apparently either taken down the story (so maybe it's not true?!) or else the link is broken - in any case, all the celeb gossip blogs (shut up, you read them too) are reporting that Nick & Jessica as we know them are dead because Ms. Simpson supposedly filed for divorce today.

But they looked so happy last night on Nick & Jessica's Tour of Duty!