According to Chicago's NBC news station, llinois Republican U.S. Senate candidate (by way of Maryland) Alan Keyes knows the answer to What Would Jesus Do --at least when it comes to Keyes's political battle against Barak Obama

Keyes, who has focused his campaign on abortion, said that his statement about whom Jesus would vote for was based on Obama's pro-choice votes in the Illinois Senate.

"Christ would not stand idly by while an infant child in that situation died," Keyes said. "And I'm not the only person, obviously, who thinks if you are a representative of me, I cannot vote for you if you would ignore the dignity and claims of that child's life. So, yes, I did respond quite logically -- you'll see it's quite logical, right -- with the conclusion that Christ would not vote for Barack Obama, because Barack Obama has voted to behave in a way that it is inconceivable for Christ to have behaved."

Keyes also reportedly accuses Obama of racism. Oh, and he's also a socialist.

Sigh. It's only September 7th...exactly eight more weeks of this fun left to go. (Via Talking Points Memo).