You've probably already seen this by now, but if not, conservative Web zine World Net Daily has posted the Ann Coulter column that USA Today summarily rejected for being "unusuable" and "unfunny."
USA Today perhaps felt it was too obvious to even mention that the column was also sexist, homophobic and racially divisive. Here's just a sneak peek at her woefully misunderstood humor:

Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazoned with the "F-word" are my opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.

Read the rest for yourself and decide if USA Today was being unfair and Coulter really does have a potential Comedy Central career. (Via The Usual Suspects)