From McSweeney's,  but I got it from Boing Boing:

First, there was this -- by John Moe, in McSweeney's, much-blogged already but much funny, too:

# How Are We Going to Get These Dogs Back In?

# Bust an Additional Move

# Seriously, Eileen, Come On

# I Will Now Pass the Dutchie Back to You and Thank You for Passing It to Me Originally Because I Really Enjoyed the Dutchie

# Whoomp! There It Continues to Be

 
Ha....anyway...  I've got my trashy mags, sunscreen and thrift store money on the ready...time to get outta town...