Yesterday afternoon, a conversation:

David: So what kind of stuff did you do in high school? Drive around and go to Lyon's?

Me: Sometimes we went dancing, you know, at the Second Level.

David: You went dancing? See, you were cool.
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Me: Well we didn't go dancing a lot. Sometimes we just went to parties down by the river.

David: Parties? You went to parties? You were cooler than us.

Me: Well, OK, there were two parties.

David: Still, you had parties to go to. You were cool.

Me: OK, no really ... actually I just spent most of the time alone in my room pretending to be Madonna.

Yeah, so the truth is out there. As if the rest of you ever thought any differently.