So the truth of the matter is that I'm in a crappy mood today - post Christmas/post sugar high? I don't know, all I know is that 7:30 a.m. came way too damn early and as I didn't get coffee into my system until 9:30, those first two hours of being awake were rough and I've never really found my footing today. I'm not even in the mood to whine - which is really saying something.

I just want to sleep. I want naps. I want hard, heavy sleep. I want freaky dreams and drooling on my pillow and creases on my face. I want to sleep so hard and so long that when I wake up I'll never want to sleep again.

Is that too much to ask?