So when I heard that President Bush had given the ol' commander-in-chief go-ahead to fatten my paycheck via tax cuts, I got all excited and decided this might be a good time to sell out to the Republicans. But then I got my paycheck today and it was only $12 more (for a two week pay period). That's only an extra $312 a year - hardly enough for which to justify hawking my soul.
Nice try, Dubya.