So, the new Madonna album is crap and the New York Times is telling me that e-mail spam is here to stay and Radar magazine is mildly amusing but not great and Liz Phair sounds like a combination between Mandy Moore and Avril Lavigne and Madonna on some of the new songs on her upcoming record ...will somebody PLEASE do something interesting and fun and intelligent...is this too much too ask? Oh well, at least Gawker is keeping things real and snarky...