You know it’s not really officially Monday morning until you’ve overslept, spilled your coffee (on the front of your brand-new pants), and cussed out at least one rich housewife in a brand-new SUV who cuts you off because you are small, poor and puny.
Yup. The start of another work-week and once again I feel like escaping it all.
Is this really – as my mother keeps telling me - the American Dream?
So this morning – just to cheer myself up, you know, I took the “which high school stereotype are you” quiz and – surprise, surprise – this was my result:





Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.

That’s me. Outsider. Misanthrope. Freak.
Speaking of freaks – looks like I’ve finally found a job that will let me make a living off of my freakish talents– with an opportunity for travel!
Yes, that’s right – the Coney Island Circus Sideshow is hiring. And training!

“Work with some of the greatest talents in the business to learn the ins and outs of the working acts of the sideshow- Fire Eating, Snake … Sword Swallowing, Magic and More!! The class culminates with students actually performing in the Coney Island Circus Sideshow!

It doesn’t mention anything about compulsive nail biting, hair-pulling, inside-of-your-cheek chewing, neurotic bitching or kvetching but I’m sure they cover that part of freaking out somewhere in the curriculum, right?

Oh and tuition is only $600 – way cheaper than Mills! (But I’ll still gladly accept donations, thank you). For more information, check it out here. (courtesy of metafilter, as usual).